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| May 6th, 2020 at 8:52:39 AM permalink | |
| ams288 Member since: Apr 21, 2016 Threads: 29 Posts: 13466 |
lol I think dog poop is the number one most discussed issue for a lot of HOAs. “A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:07:09 AM permalink | |
| DRich Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 57 Posts: 5896 |
There are HOA's in Las Vegas now that require you to provide a stool sample for each animal. If they find dog poop in a common area they test it and fine the owner and charge them for the testing. I think it is a great idea and hopefully everyone will do something similar. At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a deterrent. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:14:03 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 217 Posts: 22942 |
Couldn't you just run out to the dog park and get some random poo? "Trumpsplain (def.) explaining absolute nonsense said by TRUMP. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:18:41 AM permalink | |
| SOOPOO Member since: Feb 19, 2014 Threads: 25 Posts: 5748 |
LOL!!!!!! rxwine is a dog poop AP! |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:23:40 AM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 148 Posts: 25978 |
I love riding the John Deere tractor with a beer in my hand mowing a couple times a week. About as far from real work as you can get, This isn't me but it is my tractor. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:26:42 AM permalink | |
| SOOPOO Member since: Feb 19, 2014 Threads: 25 Posts: 5748 |
Wait a second! Did you say 'beer in your hand a couple times a week?' Someone has hijacked EvenBob's account. The EvenBob I know only drinks alcohol at a certain time every night, and the exact same amount at that! Unless you just hold the beer for looks and don't actually drink it....! |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:32:05 AM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 148 Posts: 25978 |
One beer isn't 'drinking', sorry. 6 beers is drinking. One Miller Lite is twice a week is nothing. Never been much of a beer drinker. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:33:22 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 217 Posts: 22942 |
For a nominal fee. However, poop jokes are free of charge. "Trumpsplain (def.) explaining absolute nonsense said by TRUMP. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 9:40:46 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 217 Posts: 22942 |
Once a night, when mowing the law, when the sun comes up, … something around 1 or a dozen, who's counting? "Trumpsplain (def.) explaining absolute nonsense said by TRUMP. |
| May 6th, 2020 at 10:00:25 AM permalink | |
| Shrek Member since: Aug 13, 2019 Threads: 10 Posts: 1855 |
Oh man, there's a great joke that could be made here, but we all know that libbies can't take a joke. 😂😂 |

