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May 6th, 2020 at 8:52:39 AM permalink
ams288
Member since: Apr 21, 2016
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Quote: terapined
I have not mowed a lawn or sholvelled snow in over 17 years.
I now live in a community where the association takes care of yard work
Also have a community pool for 60 units so not a busy pool
I have a small sign in front of my house "Please pick up after your dog" Most residents pick up


lol

I think dog poop is the number one most discussed issue for a lot of HOAs.
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May 6th, 2020 at 9:07:09 AM permalink
DRich
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: ams288
lol

I think dog poop is the number one most discussed issue for a lot of HOAs.


There are HOA's in Las Vegas now that require you to provide a stool sample for each animal. If they find dog poop in a common area they test it and fine the owner and charge them for the testing. I think it is a great idea and hopefully everyone will do something similar.
At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a deterrent.
May 6th, 2020 at 9:14:03 AM permalink
rxwine
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: DRich
There are HOA's in Las Vegas now that require you to provide a stool sample for each animal. If they find dog poop in a common area they test it and fine the owner and charge them for the testing. I think it is a great idea and hopefully everyone will do something similar.


Couldn't you just run out to the dog park and get some random poo?
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May 6th, 2020 at 9:18:41 AM permalink
SOOPOO
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Quote: rxwine
Couldn't you just run out to the dog park and get some random poo?


LOL!!!!!! rxwine is a dog poop AP!
May 6th, 2020 at 9:23:40 AM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: DRich
I have not mowed a lawn or sholvelled snow in over 20 years. About 20 years ago I lent a friend my lawn mower and haven't seen it since. I despise any type of yard work and will pay a premium to have someone else do it.


I love riding the John Deere tractor
with a beer in my hand mowing
a couple times a week. About as
far from real work as you can get,

This isn't me but it is my tractor.

If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
May 6th, 2020 at 9:26:42 AM permalink
SOOPOO
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Quote: Evenbob
I love riding the John Deere tractor
with a beer in my hand mowing
a couple times a week. About as
far from real work as you can get,

This isn't me but it is my tractor.



Wait a second! Did you say 'beer in your hand a couple times a week?' Someone has hijacked EvenBob's account. The EvenBob I know only drinks alcohol at a certain time every night, and the exact same amount at that!

Unless you just hold the beer for looks and don't actually drink it....!
May 6th, 2020 at 9:32:05 AM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: SOOPOO


Unless you just hold the beer for looks and don't actually drink it....!


One beer isn't 'drinking', sorry. 6 beers
is drinking. One Miller Lite is twice a
week is nothing. Never been much of
a beer drinker.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
May 6th, 2020 at 9:33:22 AM permalink
rxwine
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: SOOPOO
LOL!!!!!! rxwine is a dog poop AP!


For a nominal fee. However, poop jokes are free of charge.
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May 6th, 2020 at 9:40:46 AM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: SOOPOO


Wait a second! Did you say 'beer in your hand a couple times a week?' Someone has hijacked EvenBob's account. The EvenBob I know only drinks alcohol at a certain time every night, and the exact same amount at that!



Once a night, when mowing the law, when the sun comes up, … something around 1 or a dozen, who's counting?
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May 6th, 2020 at 10:00:25 AM permalink
Shrek
Member since: Aug 13, 2019
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Quote: SOOPOO
LOL!!!!!! rxwine is a dog poop AP!

Oh man, there's a great joke that could be made here, but we all know that libbies can't take a joke. 😂😂