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September 29th, 2018 at 3:22:08 PM permalink
rxwine
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How many Donald Trumps does it take to deny screwing in a lightbulb?
Nobody learned anything from the global financial crisis.
March 11th, 2019 at 8:12:22 PM permalink
Nareed
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Donald Trump is Jesus for Christians who hate the teachings of the Biblical Jesus.
Donald Trump is a ******* liar
March 11th, 2019 at 8:13:06 PM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: rxwine
How many Donald Trumps does it take to deny screwing in a lightbulb?


Can't be done. The Cowardly Comb Over needs a fixer to face those he's screwed over.
Donald Trump is a ******* liar
March 11th, 2019 at 8:13:47 PM permalink
Nareed
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The Trump scandals are what Watergate would have been had Nixon been an effing moron.
Donald Trump is a ******* liar
March 11th, 2019 at 8:14:21 PM permalink
Nareed
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If Trump's brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
Donald Trump is a ******* liar
March 11th, 2019 at 9:18:08 PM permalink
Wizard
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I'm putting Nareed on suspension until she cleans up her footer. She figured out that members on suspension can still change that.
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March 30th, 2019 at 8:39:02 AM permalink
quadriga
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Just made these up.

If brains were taxed, Trump's tax returns would never be an issue.

If BS were currency, Trump could fund for the wall all by himself.

Trump doesn't need to build a big wall extending along the border. In fact, whenever Trump is letting loose and getting unhinged on Twitter, his brains would scatter like the smaller wall from which that kid just climbed over.

Trump was never crude to women. In fact, if the Pilgrims ate pussies, Trump would just grab them and rub them rather than eat them.

Trump is not a racist. Some of his favorite singers and actors are black rappers named ICE T, ICE Cube and Just ICE.
March 30th, 2019 at 9:43:37 AM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: quadriga


Trump was never crude to women. In fact, if the Pilgrims ate pussies, .


Really? You're a new member and
post crap like this? Nice first
impression, way to go.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
March 30th, 2019 at 1:10:48 PM permalink
terapined
Member since: Aug 6, 2014
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Quote: quadriga
Just made these up.

If brains were taxed, Trump's tax returns would never be an issue.

If BS were currency, Trump could fund for the wall all by himself.

Trump doesn't need to build a big wall extending along the border. In fact, whenever Trump is letting loose and getting unhinged on Twitter, his brains would scatter like the smaller wall from which that kid just climbed over.

Trump was never crude to women. In fact, if the Pilgrims ate pussies, Trump would just grab them and rub them rather than eat them.

Trump is not a racist. Some of his favorite singers and actors are black rappers named ICE T, ICE Cube and Just ICE.

Lol
Keep it up
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March 30th, 2019 at 4:25:53 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: terapined
Lol


None of them are funny, the
fact you think they are is no
surprise.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.