Trump jokes

Trump's comb-over makes him look like he's wearing a Kangol hat made out of spun sugar.

What did Trump initially say to his hairdresser?

"I took your wife to IKEA for shopping and then I grabbed her by the pussy."

Prominent writer and columnist E Jean Carroll claims she was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in the 90s. Trump is denying that it happened because she's not his "type." Trump is essentially saying that she's not hot enough--- for him to rape. Had she been hot then, sure, maybe he would have raped her.

This is a rapey denial of raping someone. Trump left his rapey door open while denying that he raped. It's like being accused of burglary and your response is---no, the house is not a luxury home. And like Michael Jackson saying the kid was too old as a denial of child molestation. Or like Count Dracula denying that he bit Lucy because Lucy is older than Mina, and therefore have older blood.

Reassuring to know that the president would only rape hot women.

Rape of Nanking: Youngest was 3 months, oldest 87 years. Witnessed by Western clergy, journalists and diplomats.

Heard a good one today. El presidente Trump becomes first president to enter North Korea so I checked it out on utube, sure enough he did enter North Korea. Utterly breathtaking footage. It's beyond words how great a President and humanitarian our fearless leader Trump is. Nobel peace prize worthy.

so what is the punch line?

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so what is the punch line?

I’m guessing it’s the final line about anything Donald does being “Nobel prize worthy.”

Here's another "joke" for you anti Trump phonies. The remains of dead American soldiers that were missing brought home. Fifty four thousand dead American boys died, real funny isn't it? Did Bush 43, Clinton, Obama, Bush 41, Carter, or anyone accomplish such an amazing feat? I didn't think so. HA HA HA.......

Oh. by the way here's another joke for you victims of the dreaded disease TDS. The move of the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem. If those REAL jokes Clinton, Bush 43 or Obama did move it like they were supposed to it would have taken ten years and ten billion, Trump says he's going to do it and does in the blink of an eye at probably a saving of money to boot. "The move came 23 years after the passage of the Jerusalem Embassy Act of October 23, 1995, which set a deadline of May 31, 1999, for the move. The Clinton, Bush, and Obama administrations had all deferred the move." GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP! TRUMP 2044!

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Oh. by the way here's another joke for you victims of the dreaded disease TDS. The move of the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem. If those REAL jokes Clinton, Bush 43 or Obama did move it like they were supposed to it would have taken ten years and ten billion, Trump says he's going to do it and does in the blink of an eye at probably a saving of money to boot. "The move came 23 years after the passage of the Jerusalem Embassy Act of October 23, 1995, which set a deadline of May 31, 1999, for the move. The Clinton, Bush, and Obama administrations had all deferred the move." GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP! TRUMP 2044!

Did it get us anything we didn't already have, except getting a piece of land in the Golan Heights named after Trump?

Israel has been the largest foreign aid recipient from the US since WW2. We should always be asking for something.