Trump jokes
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February 1st, 2017 at 2:48:55 PM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | I find it easier to adapt jokes told for other purposes. In an ironic twist, some were "ethnic" jokes. Q: When is Trump 2 feet tall? A: When he's had the shit scared out of him. Q: How can Trump most easily kill himself? A: By jumping off his ego. Q: How many trumps does it take to screw-in a light bulb? A: Trick question. You can't literally screw a light bulb. More as I think of them. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
February 1st, 2017 at 6:48:38 PM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18762 | This is not technically a joke, and could even be an actuality. If Trump is running again in 3 years, one of his opponent's campaign promises may be, "Do want to wake up every morning and not wonder what the hell your President is going to say or do next? Then vote for me!" You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
February 1st, 2017 at 8:43:49 PM permalink | |
buzzardknot Member since: Mar 16, 2015 Threads: 7 Posts: 497 | And yet if he does run, he will win by a bigger EC margin than this election. Despite not having a candidate as miserable as Hillary. Wonder if Pocahontas will be the Democrat's standard bearer ? |
February 2nd, 2017 at 4:10:23 AM permalink | |
AZDuffman Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 135 Posts: 18209 |
They want her, but she seems reluctant to step up for it. The DNC is probably busy looking for a non-white, trans-gender person to run to make sure all the party factions are happy. The President is a fink. |
February 2nd, 2017 at 6:49:26 AM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 |
And now to turn it into a joke: Q: Why do people call Trump's successor "The Tractor"? A: Because he's taking over from the jackass. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
February 2nd, 2017 at 9:14:18 AM permalink | |
RonC Member since: Nov 7, 2012 Threads: 8 Posts: 2505 | "WASHINGTON — President Trump is considering rescinding an executive order temporarily barring people traveling to the United States from seven Muslim-majority countries, after he saw a story highlighting a gorgeous Iranian woman that he “absolutely had to grab,” sources confirmed. According to senior White House sources, the President was watching his favorite shows when he came across a report on a young, buxom Iranian student affected by the ban. “Look at that broad,” a source quoted Trump as saying. “She’s like a Persian Melania — and those tits.” Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/02/groundhog-day-pentagon/#ixzz4XY6Lf5e8 |
February 2nd, 2017 at 10:45:22 AM permalink | |
odiousgambit Member since: Oct 28, 2012 Threads: 154 Posts: 5105 | Just check 'the onion' everyday http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-hails-gorsuch-fierce-protector-future-amendm-55201 I'm Still Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [it's an old guy chant for me] |
February 2nd, 2017 at 11:37:57 AM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | I don't recall, have I told the brain store joke before? Meantime: A plane carrying Trump, Pence and Putin crashes in the Rockies. There are no survivors. Who is saved? Answer: The whole fucking planet. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
February 2nd, 2017 at 12:18:03 PM permalink | |
buzzardknot Member since: Mar 16, 2015 Threads: 7 Posts: 497 | Stick to cooking, sweetheart. Comedy writing is not your strong suit. |
February 2nd, 2017 at 1:53:20 PM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 |
I don't mind the orange rectum as much as the incompetent man-child attached to it. Q: How do you define gross vulgarity? A: 144 Donald Trumps. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |