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February 29th, 2020 at 3:21:47 PM permalink
kenarman
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Quote: rxwine
T-shirt.

"I went to a Trump rally and all I got was the coronavirus."


If you want free shit from your President better elect Bernie or one of the other communists.
"but if you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you." Benjamin Franklin
February 29th, 2020 at 3:42:14 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: kenarman
If you want free shit from your President better elect Bernie or one of the other communists.


Jokes on you. Probably 98% of stuff I think we need provides no benefit to me, just others.

But I often get accused of wanting something else as if it's for me. Must be their guilty conscience, or they're looking in the mirror when they say it.

r
If your candidate is losing, it's because you didn't put enough flags on your truck.
February 29th, 2020 at 3:53:31 PM permalink
kenarman
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Quote: rxwine
Jokes on you. Probably 98% of stuff I think we need provides no benefit to me, just others.

But I often get accused of wanting something else as if it's for me. Must be their guilty conscience, or they're looking in the mirror when they say it.

r


Ya Right
"but if you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you." Benjamin Franklin
February 29th, 2020 at 4:08:44 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: kenarman
Ya Right


It is correct. Why don't you start your own bittercakes thread? We need more humor around here.
If your candidate is losing, it's because you didn't put enough flags on your truck.
March 1st, 2020 at 12:07:12 AM permalink
quadriga
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Kurdish fighters sacrificed their lives to fight ISIS in Syria and now they have been abandoned by Trump.

And so the Kurds are lamenting that in the family history, the wrong Trump pulled out: Fred Trump should have Pulled Out.
August 17th, 2020 at 10:33:30 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump recently claimed on twitter that he has done more for women than any other president in history.

Certainly he meant: "done more TO women...?"

The only thing Trump's done for women is when he made a few women wet......as they helped to return him to seawater.
August 27th, 2020 at 1:05:06 PM permalink
quadriga
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Trump's been called stuff like a racist, xenophobic, sexist, fascist, a demagogue---and that's just while hate-f cking Stormy Daniels .
September 22nd, 2020 at 10:12:18 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump may have set a personal record recently with four lies in a single sentence, on Twitter.

He's the first OCD president: Every time he walks into a room, he has to lie 2 out of 3 times.

Trump lies so often, when Covid-19 does its taxes it will report Donald Trump as a growth fund.
October 5th, 2020 at 8:07:48 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump has been hospitalized with Covid-19.

Of course, heaps of hearts will still go out....from Covid-19.
October 17th, 2020 at 9:13:55 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump says at a rally maybe he'll "have to leave the country" if he loses.

IRS says: "Oh no, we'd lose $750.00 every year."
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