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July 1st, 2019 at 8:55:07 PM permalink
quadriga
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Trump once said at a rally that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and still not lose any voters.

Nowadays, I wonder if he could rape a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue without losing votes.


Now If Trump shot somebody at a trailer park, he would lose a vote.
July 2nd, 2019 at 4:38:43 AM permalink
terapined
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Quote: quadriga
Trump once said at a rally that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and still not lose any voters.

These days, I wonder if he could rape a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue without losing votes.


Now If Trump shot somebody at a trailer park, he would lose a vote.


That's funny, thanks, keep em coming
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July 2nd, 2019 at 7:15:46 AM permalink
pew
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Quote: quadriga
Trump once said at a rally that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and still not lose any voters.

These days, I wonder if he could rape a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue without losing votes.


Now If Trump shot somebody at a trailer park, he would lose a vote.
That's a little better.
July 3rd, 2019 at 7:13:20 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump has said he doesn't like alcohol and avoids it.

Trump likes to charm, blitz and surprise.

Whereas Bill Cosby likes to spike a drink first.
July 3rd, 2019 at 9:31:35 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Quote: quadriga
Bill Cosby likes to spike the drink first.
Bill Cosby evaded the press and the courts much better than Trump.
July 6th, 2019 at 4:30:04 PM permalink
rxwine
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Many Slovenians are complaining about the new wooden block-like statue representing home town girl Melania Trump. I agree. It's really not appropriate to depict all the pleasure of Melania's sex life with Trump in the public square.
Trump Doctrine-Abandon loyal ally and make pathetic excuses why they weren't worthy
July 6th, 2019 at 5:18:50 PM permalink
quadriga
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Quote: rxwine
Many Slovenians are complaining about the new wooden block-like statue representing home town girl Melania Trump. I agree. It's really not appropriate to depict all the pleasure of Melania's sex life with Trump in the public square.

Good one.
Slovenians know that it's not Melania's fault, for they are aware of Trump's narcissism.

Trump is such a narcissist that when he banged his wife or his mistress---he would look in the mirror and imagine himself jerking.

We should not shame Melania.
July 15th, 2019 at 6:46:02 AM permalink
quadriga
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What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein's girls and Trump's girls?

Trump's girls were faster than him.
August 18th, 2019 at 6:40:21 PM permalink
quadriga
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Trump recently mocked a guy at a New Hampshire rally for being fat, telling him to " start exercising." Eventually Trump added that the man "got a bigger problem than I do."

I don't know about that. Trump has let himself go. He eats so much fast food while not exercising much.

The only way Trump could get inside of a gym is if he bangs rapes a woman of his type named Gimena.
August 29th, 2019 at 10:19:01 AM permalink
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If Trump's brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.


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