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January 15th, 2021 at 10:01:57 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump is spending his final days at the white house as the most isolated that he has been, his senate impeachment trial looming, his social media accounts locked off, his staff closing up shop.

Trump looks like he's watching his teenage son says his first N word.
January 15th, 2021 at 3:16:31 PM permalink
Tripdufan
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The good old days when you could just laugh at Trump. Now he incites insurrection against our country. "So sad"
February 17th, 2021 at 12:13:49 PM permalink
quadriga
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For inciting a deadly insurrection, Trump is the head of a first family to be guillotined... by Macaulay CutKin.
February 25th, 2021 at 9:56:27 PM permalink
quadriga
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Melania and Trump reportedly slept in separate bedrooms during their time at the white house.

Which raises a question: What's the difference between Melania and a white supremacist group?

I obviously can't prove this, but I don't think Melania opened for Trump a single time while he was President.
March 8th, 2021 at 8:45:09 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump is so racist, when he found out that NFL players are penalized for saying the n-word he was furious...to find out that he had been wrong about what N F L stands for this whole time.
January 23rd, 2022 at 10:37:56 PM permalink
quadriga
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Jeffery Epstein was said to be a close friend of Trump's. However, he fiercely disowned him when he discovered that one of the teenagers Epstein had sexually abused was a dude.
March 18th, 2022 at 5:34:08 AM permalink
quadriga
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If a phallus was measured in hands like horses, Trump would believe he had the biggest manhood.
March 18th, 2022 at 7:03:56 AM permalink
DRich
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Quote: quadriga
If a phallus was measured in hands like horses, Trump would believe he had the biggest manhood.


Maybe he does, how would we know?
At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent.
March 18th, 2022 at 8:44:31 AM permalink
ams288
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Quote: DRich
Maybe he does, how would we know?


Stormy Daniels.

He has a small, hairy, mushroom-shaped penis.
“A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman
March 18th, 2022 at 9:35:59 AM permalink
DRich
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Quote: ams288
Stormy Daniels.

He has a small, hairy, mushroom-shaped penis.


Yes, but likely she was a virgin and that was the first one she saw. :)
At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent.
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