Mary Poppins Returns opens today
December 20th, 2018 at 3:47:21 PM permalink | |
Ayecarumba Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 89 Posts: 1744 |
Thank you for the correction. |
December 20th, 2018 at 3:56:03 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
How about this, from 1944: If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 20th, 2018 at 4:04:05 PM permalink | |
Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 | I want to see Mary Poppins Returns, but my kids have never seen the original so have no interest at all. I probably will end up going by myself and everybody else in the theater will feel sorry for me. Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
December 20th, 2018 at 4:09:21 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
I feel sorry for you already... If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 20th, 2018 at 4:12:46 PM permalink | |
Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 | The star was supposed to jump into an airbag while wearing high heels, the stunt woman went first to prove that it was safe .... and she broke her ankle. |
December 20th, 2018 at 4:46:56 PM permalink | |
Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 |
I feel sorry for myself already. Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
December 20th, 2018 at 4:54:32 PM permalink | |
Ayecarumba Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 89 Posts: 1744 |
You should make your kids watch the original, then they'll appreciate how weak the sequel is. I'm genuinely surprised that there are people who haven't seen the original. It is such a well known piece of western culture, and it has been easily accessible for decades. |
December 20th, 2018 at 5:34:37 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
Why would he punish them if they've done nothing wrong. If they're over the age of five, kids are far too sophisticated now to ever like MP. I was 16 when I first saw it and I still haven't gotten over it. I left halfway thru and snuck into another movie. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 20th, 2018 at 5:46:56 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
They'll just think you're Gay. "But how gay is Mary Poppins Returns?? Well, it’s a musical, so check box one. Mary Poppins is a gay icon, so check box two. And most importantly, Michael Banks is played by a gay man!" Poppins is a Gay icon because anything that starred Julie Andrews is worshiped by Gays. Poppins, Sound of Music, Victor/Victoria. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 20th, 2018 at 6:06:52 PM permalink | |
KNathan Member since: Dec 9, 2018 Threads: 37 Posts: 547 | Mary Poppins Returns got trashed so badly, it ended up as a Newspaper Headline! You know that's really bad when it ends up as a Newspaper Headline! Mary Poppins Returns is a Really Mirthless Remake," was the Headline IIRC. |