Trump jokes
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February 2nd, 2017 at 7:06:24 PM permalink | |
JimRockford Member since: Sep 18, 2015 Threads: 2 Posts: 971 |
And they say liberals don't have a sense of humor. The mind hungers for that on which it feeds. |
February 2nd, 2017 at 7:19:15 PM permalink | |
buzzardknot Member since: Mar 16, 2015 Threads: 7 Posts: 497 | It could be a rental. I offered to pay for Zuga's! |
February 3rd, 2017 at 12:21:27 AM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18758 | You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
February 3rd, 2017 at 8:25:47 AM permalink | |
JimRockford Member since: Sep 18, 2015 Threads: 2 Posts: 971 |
You keep disappointing me. Don't you have a joke? The mind hungers for that on which it feeds. |
February 3rd, 2017 at 10:26:38 AM permalink | |
buzzardknot Member since: Mar 16, 2015 Threads: 7 Posts: 497 |
Here's a joke, Jim. Just not a funny one. |
February 10th, 2017 at 3:33:09 PM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | So here's the brain store joke: Joe decides to get a new brain, so he goes to the brain store to get one. The salesman shows him a few generic ones and quote some low prices, but Joe informs him he has money for something fancy. So the salesman takes him to the showroom, where brains are kept in individual jars, and begins to describe them: "This, sir, is a very special brain. It belonged to a physics professor who won a Nobel prize. It's 55 years old and it goes for $50 per gram." "Not bad," says Joe, "but I'd like to see something else." "OF course, sir. Here's one that belonged to a successful stock broker. It's 60 years old and it's worth $75 per gram." "Nice. But how about that one with the double-walled glass case?" "Ah, that's our prized possession. It belonged to Donald Trump. It's 71 years old, and is worth $1,000 per gram." "Why is it so expensive?" "It's never been used." Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
February 10th, 2017 at 7:10:13 PM permalink | |
stinkingliberal Member since: Nov 9, 2016 Threads: 17 Posts: 731 |
And how many human-orangutan hybrids' brains have been preserved for posterity? |
February 10th, 2017 at 8:46:31 PM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18758 | Stole this from the Tonight Show Trump may appoint Sarah Palin as ambassador to Canada. Palin says she's flattered but doesn't really want to move to Europe. You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
March 3rd, 2017 at 6:16:58 PM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Somehow I missed this one: You're setting up a picnic by the lake, when you notice a small boat carrying Donald Trump and Steve Bannon capsizes. The men are not wearing life jackets, and they don't appear able to swim. Question: what sandwich do you have first? Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
March 6th, 2017 at 7:41:09 AM permalink | |
Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Donald Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a stupid man's idea of a smart man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |