Corporate thought of the day

The number two priority for tomorrow is finding a way to skip the office Xmas party.

Number one is leaving early enough to catch the 20:45 showing of "The Last Jedi(s)".

And there's some work piled up.

A functioning adult with normal intelligence should be able to obtain a boarding pass online.

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The number two priority for tomorrow is finding a way to skip the office Xmas party.

Well, i couldn't. But I left early, and this time they held it at a solid 4-star restaurant. the food was really good. Shredded chicken mixed with mole beforehand, rather than on the plate, is much more satisfying.

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Number one is leaving early enough to catch the 20:45 showing of "The Last Jedi(s)".

I left early enough. But the app said the theater was booked and only seats at the very front were left. I elected to see it the next day.

Apparently when I say "please rename this file with only the name of the vendor and number of the invoice," I must have really meant to say "Please rename this file with the name of the vendor and number of the invoice, a sequential number, your name, the purpose of your purchase, your dog's name, your cat's name, the time of day, the date, your favorite color, your Facebook handle, your Netflix password,your cel number, your home number, and on second thought the invoice number and vendor name are not necessary; oh, and since they're all invoice files, please add INVOICE so I know what they are."

Why don't you just rename the file yourself?

At the start of 2018, we're still being asked to send files in Office 97-2003 format.

When you reply to a message on our office computer the subject field defaults to Reply to message dated <date> , where <date> is the date the original message was sent. The message doesn’t include the previous message. Really annoying when the reply is simply yes.

When you know the reimbursement request requires your signature, and you delay signing til 7 pm, don't blame me if your reimbursement takes an extra day to process.

Why do you remind me to send the requisition using BLUESCREEN, when you got the requisition via BLUESCREEN?

I send written requests or instructions by email to protect myself, not to protect you. think of it when you lie and claim I didn't set a specific date for samples, or requested fewer samples than I did.