Sex Box

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September 1st, 2014 at 7:48:01 PM permalink
1nickelmiracle
Member since: Mar 5, 2013
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Sex is usually in a box of some sort if you consider the box is a room and a room is a box. Unless Pamela Anderson was in there or something, I probably wouldn't be interested unless otherwise a woman of my dreams. It has to be interesting though since it is sex after all.
September 1st, 2014 at 8:59:17 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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The show is pointless. They are trying to get us to
imagine what the couple is doing in the box. Them
talking about it afterwards is almost as boring as me
emptying the cats litter box. They totally got rid of
me when the tall fat guy and the ugly dwarf guy
came out. Now I can't get the nightmare of them
out of my mind.. The judges were a Gay guy, a
bi-sexual guy, and some 50 year old woman. Only
the Brits would come up with this.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
September 1st, 2014 at 10:08:26 PM permalink
Beethoven
Member since: Apr 27, 2014
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Cool, now I know what LIV's across the pond watch. lol...
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September 1st, 2014 at 11:49:52 PM permalink
beachbumbabs
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Bleah. I find Savage very interesting, but the show concept? Bleah.
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September 2nd, 2014 at 2:57:11 AM permalink
Pacomartin
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: Evenbob
. Only the Brits would come up with this.


The British invented two of the best quotes on sex

"When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my legs and think of England."
The 1912 journal of Lady Hillingdon

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield



There is a documentary show which has aired on HBO for about a quarter of century now. It's called "Real Sex" and it is possibly the most unerotic thing you have ever seen with Sex in the title. It makes you want to claw your eyes out.

When David Letterman was a guest on the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson, he was talking about experiences on a nude beach while vacationing in the Bahamas: "Johnny, there were people there who shouldn't be allowed to be naked in the privacy of their own homes".
September 2nd, 2014 at 6:44:00 AM permalink
chickenman
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Quote: Pacomartin
"Johnny, there were people there who shouldn't be allowed to be naked in the privacy of their own homes".
Hahahahahha
He's everywhere, he's everywhere...!
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:56:44 AM permalink
Pacomartin
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Quote: chickenman
Hahahahahha

I've always liked that line. The whole routine has some good visuals.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:50:52 AM permalink
aceofspades
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: Evenbob
The show is pointless. They are trying to get us to
imagine what the couple is doing in the box. Them
talking about it afterwards is almost as boring as me
emptying the cats litter box.



Agreed - I couldn't even get through it all fast forwarding through it. Imagining sex and talking about it afterwards….no thanks. Couldn't someone just watch porn…?
September 2nd, 2014 at 12:06:38 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Posts: 25011
Reminds me of the scene in a Monty Python
movie where Cleese is having sex with his wife
in front of his class. Boring, non erotic sex that
the kids in the class won't even pay attention to.

Cleese does kind of the same thing in A Fish Called
Wanda, making fun of Brit sexuality.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
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