What Movies Have You Seen Lately?
May 23rd, 2018 at 2:34:09 PM permalink | |
ams288 Member since: Apr 21, 2016 Threads: 29 Posts: 12422 |
12 seconds is a long time. lol “A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman |
May 23rd, 2018 at 3:18:29 PM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 188 Posts: 18633 |
Unless there is already one made, I'd like to see a satire named the "The Gay Agenda". An over the top movie about all the greatest homophobia fear made real. Sorta like what they did to marijuana below only more updated. Best advertisement is it gets banned in 40 countries, or some such. Of course there needs to be people like Bill who get converted. Not sure actually if it would work better like a Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles" or a much more subtle touch where nothing is absolutely clear but played straight, so to speak. You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:13:28 PM permalink | |
Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 |
What was the plot of the last such movie you saw? Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:19:08 PM permalink | |
Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 | Here is my nomination for the most un-watchable movie -- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. They played this movie multiple times every year around Christmas on channel 5 and my brother would watch it every time. He just sat there with his mouth open in a seemingly hypnotized state, even during the commercials. I think he may have watched it because he knew I hated it passionately. What are younger brothers for? Direct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEJrwYXXsI Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:40:49 PM permalink | |
Pacomartin Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 1068 Posts: 12569 |
Who would have thought Pia Zadora who was in this movie as a child, would grow up to make some of the most unwatchable films of all time as an adult. All films made before 1923 are in the public domain. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". is a public domain film, which explains why it was played multiple times as it cost the network nothing to show it. "It's a Wonderful Life" had no copyright for many decades which is why it was on nonstop every Christmas. But someone secured the rights again, which is why you don't see it very often,
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May 23rd, 2018 at 6:44:35 PM permalink | |
ams288 Member since: Apr 21, 2016 Threads: 29 Posts: 12422 |
I think the last straight porn I watched (that attempted to have a plot) was a spoof of The Da Vinci Code called The Da Vinci Load. “A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:47:50 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25010 |
And yet you claimed his father was a rocket scientist? I think we need more than just hearsay evidence on that. Did your brother bear any resemblance to the mailman? If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:53:04 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25010 |
This explains why you see Father's Little Dividend all over the place but never Father of the Bride. Same with Charade and McLintock and Night of the Living Dead. They are always on somewhere. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:54:37 PM permalink | |
Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 |
I got a good laugh out of that. Thank you. Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:55:05 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25010 |
I thought the person on their knees was a woman for the first 9 seconds.. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |