What Movies Have You Seen Lately?

May 23rd, 2018 at 2:34:09 PM permalink
ams288
Member since: Apr 21, 2016
Threads: 29
Posts: 12422
Quote: Evenbob
Only by accident. 12 seconds was enough
to scar me for life.


12 seconds is a long time. lol
“A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman
May 23rd, 2018 at 3:18:29 PM permalink
rxwine
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 188
Posts: 18633
Quote: ams288
12 seconds is a long time. lol



Unless there is already one made, I'd like to see a satire named the "The Gay Agenda". An over the top movie about all the greatest homophobia fear made real.

Sorta like what they did to marijuana below only more updated. Best advertisement is it gets banned in 40 countries, or some such. Of course there needs to be people like Bill who get converted. Not sure actually if it would work better like a Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles" or a much more subtle touch where nothing is absolutely clear but played straight, so to speak.


You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:13:28 PM permalink
Wizard
Administrator
Member since: Oct 23, 2012
Threads: 239
Posts: 6095
Quote: terapined
The only thing I think of that's unwatchable
Gay porn


What was the plot of the last such movie you saw?
Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:19:08 PM permalink
Wizard
Administrator
Member since: Oct 23, 2012
Threads: 239
Posts: 6095
Here is my nomination for the most un-watchable movie -- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

They played this movie multiple times every year around Christmas on channel 5 and my brother would watch it every time. He just sat there with his mouth open in a seemingly hypnotized state, even during the commercials. I think he may have watched it because he knew I hated it passionately. What are younger brothers for?


Direct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEJrwYXXsI
Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:40:49 PM permalink
Pacomartin
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 1068
Posts: 12569
Quote: Wizard
Here is my nomination for the most un-watchable movie -- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

They played this movie multiple times every year around Christmas on channel 5 and my brother would watch it every time.


Who would have thought Pia Zadora who was in this movie as a child, would grow up to make some of the most unwatchable films of all time as an adult.



All films made before 1923 are in the public domain. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". is a public domain film, which explains why it was played multiple times as it cost the network nothing to show it.

"It's a Wonderful Life" had no copyright for many decades which is why it was on nonstop every Christmas. But someone secured the rights again, which is why you don't see it very often,


1923 The Hunchback of Notre Dame
1924 Beau Brummel
1925 The Gold Rush
1925 The Phantom of the Opera
1925 Smouldering Fires
1927 The General
1928 The Secret Hour
1929 The Dance of Life
1930 Abraham Lincoln
1930 Check and Double Check
1930 Conspiracy
1930 Danger Lights
1930 Dixiana
1930 Half Shot at Sunrise
1930 Hook, Line and Sinker
1930 Inside the Lines
1930 A Lady to Love
1930 Lawful Larceny
1930 Leathernecking
1930 The Pay-Off
1930 The Silver Horde
1930 Sin Takes a Holiday
"1931 (copyright notice: 1930)" Beau Ideal
1931 Behind Office Doors
1931 The Front Page
1931 Kept Husbands
1931 The Lady Refuses
1931 Lonely Wives
1931 Millie
"1931 (copyright notice: 1930)" The Royal Bed
1932 The Animal Kingdom
1932 Bird of Paradise
1932 A Farewell to Arms
1932 Rain
1932 White Zombie
1933 The Emperor Jones
1933 Riders of Destiny
1933 Sagebrush Trail
1934 Blue Steel
1934 The Lucky Texan
1934 The Man from Utah
1934 Maniac
1934 Of Human Bondage
1934 Randy Rides Alone
1934 The Star Packer
1934 West of the Divide
1935 Becky Sharp
1936 Disorder in the Court
1936 My Man Godfrey
1936 Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor
1936 Reefer Madness
1937 Nothing Sacred
1937 A Star Is Born
1937 Swing High, Swing Low
1938 Algiers
1938 Letter of Introduction
1938 Sinners in Paradise
1938 Wives Under Suspicion
1939 The Gorilla
1939 Gulliver's Travels
1939 The Little Princess
1939 Love Affair
1940 The Devil Bat
"1940 (copyright date: 1939)" His Girl Friday
1940 Santa Fe Trail
1940 Second Chorus
1941 Meet John Doe
1941 Penny Serenade
1941-1943 Superman (1940s cartoons)
1941 Target for Today
1941 Topper Returns
1942–1944 Birth of the B-29
1942 Bowery at Midnight
1942 Hemp for Victory
1942 Japanese Relocation
1942–1944 Why We Fight
1943 Combat America
1943 The Outlaw
1943-1946 Private Snafu Series
1944 The Negro Soldier
1945 Action at Anguar
1945 Blood on the Sun
1945 Captain Kidd
1945 Detour
1945 The Great Flamarion
1945 My Japan
1945 Scarlet Street
1945 The Southerner
1945 That Justice Be Done
1945 Wings for This Man
1946 The Fight for the Sky
"1946 (copyright notice: 1947)" It's a Wonderful Life -------------------------------------------
1946 The Stranger
1946 Till the Clouds Roll By
1947 Angel and the Badman
1947 Brideless Groom
1947 Life with Father
1947 My Favorite Brunette
1947 The Red House
1947 Sing a Song of Six Pants
1948 The Amazing Mr. X
1949 Africa Screams
1949 D.O.A.
1949 The Inspector General
1949 Malice in the Palace
1949 Too Late for Tears
1950 At War with the Army
1950 Cyrano de Bergerac
1950 The Jackie Robinson Story
1950 March of the Wooden Soldiers -------------------------------------------------------------------
1950 Quicksand
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Father's Little Dividend
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Go for Broke!
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Mr. Imperium
1951 The Painted Hills
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Royal Wedding
1951 Target Nevada
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Three Guys Named Mike
"1951 (copyright notice: 1950)" Vengeance Valley
1952 Kansas City Confidential
1952 Road to Bali
1952 The Snows of Kilimanjaro
1953 Beat the Devil
1953 Glen or Glenda
1953 The Hitch-Hiker
1953 The Joe Louis Story
"1954 (copyright notice: 1944)" The Last Time I Saw Paris
1954 Salt of the Earth
1954 Suddenly
1955 The Man with the Golden Arm
1956 Indestructible Man
1956 Rock, Rock, Rock!
1958 God's Little Acre
1958 The Screaming Skull
1959 Attack of the Giant Leeches
1959 A Bucket of Blood
1959 House on Haunted Hill
1959 Last Clear Chance
1959 Teenagers from Outer Space
1959 The Wasp Woman
1960 The Little Shop of Horrors
1961 The Deadly Companions
"1962 (completed: 1959)" The Brain That Wouldn't Die
1962 Carnival of Souls
1963 Charade
1963 Dementia 13
1963 McLintock!
1963 The Terror
1964 The Last Man on Earth
1964 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians -----------------------------------------------------------
1966 Manos: The Hands of Fate
1968 Night of the Living Dead
1975 A Boy and His Dog
1978 Debbie Does Dallas
1979 The Driller Killer
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:44:35 PM permalink
ams288
Member since: Apr 21, 2016
Threads: 29
Posts: 12422
Quote: Wizard
What was the plot of the last such movie you saw?


I think the last straight porn I watched (that attempted to have a plot) was a spoof of The Da Vinci Code called The Da Vinci Load.
“A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:47:50 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25010
Quote: Wizard
He just sat there with his mouth open in a seemingly hypnotized state, even during the commercials.


And yet you claimed his father was
a rocket scientist? I think we need
more than just hearsay evidence
on that. Did your brother bear
any resemblance to the mailman?
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:53:04 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25010
Quote: Pacomartin
which explains why it was played multiple times as it cost the network nothing to show it.


This explains why you see Father's Little Dividend
all over the place but never Father of the Bride.
Same with Charade and McLintock and Night
of the Living Dead. They are always on somewhere.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:54:37 PM permalink
Wizard
Administrator
Member since: Oct 23, 2012
Threads: 239
Posts: 6095
Quote: ams288
I think the last straight porn I watched (that attempted to have a plot) was a spoof of The Da Vinci Code called The Da Vinci Load.


I got a good laugh out of that. Thank you.
Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber
May 23rd, 2018 at 6:55:05 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25010
Quote: ams288
12 seconds is a long time. lol


I thought the person on their knees
was a woman for the first 9 seconds..
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.