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Cooking thread
| June 29th, 2016 at 1:39:41 PM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 | Mr. Pew: Serious question. Need advice. My hosts the other night each reminded me that I am not mentioned in their wills or their life insurance policies. Should I in fact be concerned about my culinary skills. You may of course respond in a humorous manner but please respond truthfully as I am very much perplexed. |
| June 29th, 2016 at 3:13:02 PM permalink | |
| pew Member since: Jan 8, 2013 Threads: 4 Posts: 1232 | Are you suggesting that you've made non serious posts? Well back to the question at hand. Simmer NOT boil for about two and a half hours then stick a fork in it. It's done. |
| June 30th, 2016 at 12:08:19 AM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 | That is utterly ridiculous, you neither simmer nor boil meatloaf, you bake it. |
| June 30th, 2016 at 5:10:10 AM permalink | |
| pew Member since: Jan 8, 2013 Threads: 4 Posts: 1232 | Oh sorry, my bad, I thought you were cooking your hosts. (I assume they are family.) |
| June 30th, 2016 at 1:23:52 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Here's how a recipe looks when I first write it down: Chicken (flat) Onions (rings) Garlic Carrots (sticks) Peas?? -Potatoes? -Ham (cubed) Cinnamon -Cottage Paprika PB (make) -Tomato puree Bouillon cube? It's perfectly clear to me. The dash(-) to the left indicates the stuff I don't have on hand and must get from the grocery store. PB is peanut butter. The question marks mean I'm not sure about adding that ingredient. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| June 30th, 2016 at 4:53:48 PM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 |
I am starting to have serious doubts, you seem to be toying with me and mocking my culinary abilities set. Why would I be cooking my hosts? I am not a cannibal. Viruses and parasites are too easily transmitted between members of the same species. That is the primary reason to never eat humans. Family? Family? Moi? How on earth could anyone with my social skills deficits ever have a family? What woman would ever want a man who is constantly told by the stick to move downwind. What woman would want a man who is a mendicant? |
| June 30th, 2016 at 4:53:48 PM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 |
Edited to remove double post. No, just friends who from time to time need a dog sitter or brat picker-upper. |
| July 1st, 2016 at 5:02:48 AM permalink | |
| pew Member since: Jan 8, 2013 Threads: 4 Posts: 1232 | That's why you cook them thoroughly, simmering slowly to maintain plumpness. If you're not getting anything out of them what good are they anyway? What's a mendicant? |
| July 2nd, 2016 at 4:29:52 AM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 | A seeker of Alms. |
| July 2nd, 2016 at 4:29:52 AM permalink | |
| Fleastiff Member since: Oct 27, 2012 Threads: 62 Posts: 7831 | Darn ... why does my mouse click twice? Is my hand that shaky |