Natural burial

Quote: DRich

I have asked my wife to just throw my body in the Walmart dumpster if I die at home.

I had similar instructions;

Put me out at the curb, in a Hefty or Glad bag - depending on your mood. 🤪

Just one rule: Make sure I知 dead.

Years later, I updated the rule: VERIFY that I知 dead. 😁

Quote: DJTeddyBear

I had similar instructions;

Put me out at the curb, in a Hefty or Glad bag - depending on your mood. 🤪

Just one rule: Make sure I知 dead.

Years later, I updated the rule: VERIFY that I知 dead. 😁

Best way to make sure you're dead:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Quote: GenoDRPh

Quote: DJTeddyBear

I had similar instructions;

Put me out at the curb, in a Hefty or Glad bag - depending on your mood. 🤪

Just one rule: Make sure I知 dead.

Years later, I updated the rule: VERIFY that I知 dead. 😁

Best way to make sure you're dead:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Hah! Good joke.

We池e doing death jokes now? Ok. Here痴 a good joke.

How is a marriage like a poker game?