The Trump implosion thread!

Well, if we should not help people we can get rid of small business loans and stop shifting tax money to small rural communities like farms and things like disaster unemployment assistance.

I wonder what will the Trumpkins say if the US finds itself in a crisis, and her regular allies are not in the mood to lend a hand, while Putin and Xi stand back and share a laugh.

Did anyone in America remember to ask Santa Claus for an adult president for next year?

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Did anyone in America remember to ask Santa Claus for an adult president for next year?

I asked for a major coronary event.

Melania Trumps favorite TV show is "How to get away with Murder".

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/melania-trumps-favorite-tv-show-is-how-to-get-away-with-murder/ar-BBHo2Kh?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

(Joke writes itself)

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I asked for a major coronary event.

Now, you see, that's not bad. but someone else asks for a stroke, and someone else for a brain hemorrhage, and so on, and the market gets fragmented. It would be best to coordinate efforts and ask for one thing only.

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Now, you see, that's not bad. but someone else asks for a stroke, and someone else for a brain hemorrhage, and so on, and the market gets fragmented. It would be best to coordinate efforts and ask for one thing only.

I wonder which one Melania asked Santa for...

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I wonder which one Melania asked Santa for...

Oh, something she can afford but would be embarrassed to shop for. Starts with a "v"

It's the year of the dog. Trump dog..

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/945482005973688320/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fblogs%2Fblog-briefing-room%2F366640-giant-trump-dog-statue-placed-outside-chinese-mall

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In Chinese culture, it’s generally believed to be bad luck if the zodiac animal of the current year is the same as the year you were born in, something that happens every 12 years. For example, if it’s the year of the dog, bad luck will befall all those who were born on prior years of the dog.

One of Trump's quotes about Lincoln, "With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that's ever held this office."

Seems like a good choice?

I thought it was the usual stuff about Lincoln, freeing the slaves, preserving the Union, or great speeches. That's what normal people admire.

And then it occurred to me. Lincoln was President when civil war broke out! The bloodiest conflagration in US history!

Yeah, it all makes sense now.