Do it yourself

Quote: DRich

A real man would never try to convince others that they are a real men.

You're saying EvenBob is unreal?

Quote: DRich

I enjoy reading how people that are not comfortable with themselves try to portray themselves as real men. A real man would never try to convince others that they are a real men.

If you look closely you'll find this is labeled under satire.

satire;

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration,

Real men sharpen their kitchen knives every few months on Sunday afternoons. I have too many knives, takes me half an hour. I use a steel to keep them sharp in between.

Quote: Evenbob

Real men sharpen their kitchen knives every few months on Sunday afternoons. I have too many knives, takes me half an hour. I use a steel to keep them sharp in between.

Real men use Sporks.

Quote: DRich

Real men use Sporks.

Try cutting a tomato with a spork and show us the results. Here's an interesting tidbit. Table forks were used all over Europe by the 16th century except in England who refused to use them because they hated France and Italy and it was considered low class to use a table fork. Can you imagine eating dinner with just a knife and a spoon.

Real men watch football, drink beer, and smack the old lady and kids around once in awhile to "keep them in line."

Quote: missedhervee

Real men watch football, drink beer, and smack the old lady and kids around once in awhile to "keep them in line."

In 1947, maybe. Not so much these days, unless you like going to jail.

Quote: missedhervee

Real men watch football, drink beer, and smack the old lady and kids around once in awhile to "keep them in line."

Real men go MGTOW

Quote: Evenbob

Quote: DRich

Real men use Sporks.

Try cutting a tomato with a spork and show us the results. Here's an interesting tidbit. Table forks were used all over Europe by the 16th century except in England who refused to use them because they hated France and Italy and it was considered low class to use a table fork. Can you imagine eating dinner with just a knife and a spoon.

I
Why would I ever have a tomato?
You could just stick your spork in it and eat it like a candy apple.

Quote: DRich

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Why would I ever have a tomato?
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Of course, what was I thinking. You would have no use for a tomato.