Do it yourself
November 6th, 2021 at 2:41:09 PM permalink | |
missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 96 Posts: 3117 |
You're saying EvenBob is unreal? |
November 6th, 2021 at 2:44:09 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25013 |
If you look closely you'll find this is labeled under satire. satire; the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
November 7th, 2021 at 10:18:28 AM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25013 | Real men sharpen their kitchen knives every few months on Sunday afternoons. I have too many knives, takes me half an hour. I use a steel to keep them sharp in between. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
November 7th, 2021 at 12:09:13 PM permalink | |
DRich Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 51 Posts: 4977 |
Real men use Sporks. At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent. |
November 7th, 2021 at 12:25:35 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25013 |
Try cutting a tomato with a spork and show us the results. Here's an interesting tidbit. Table forks were used all over Europe by the 16th century except in England who refused to use them because they hated France and Italy and it was considered low class to use a table fork. Can you imagine eating dinner with just a knife and a spoon. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
November 7th, 2021 at 12:58:27 PM permalink | |
missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 96 Posts: 3117 | Real men watch football, drink beer, and smack the old lady and kids around once in awhile to "keep them in line." |
November 7th, 2021 at 1:46:48 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25013 |
In 1947, maybe. Not so much these days, unless you like going to jail. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
November 7th, 2021 at 1:49:25 PM permalink | |
AZDuffman Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 135 Posts: 18255 |
Real men go MGTOW The President is a fink. |
November 7th, 2021 at 1:51:44 PM permalink | |
DRich Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 51 Posts: 4977 |
I Why would I ever have a tomato? You could just stick your spork in it and eat it like a candy apple. At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent. |
November 7th, 2021 at 2:06:26 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25013 |
Of course, what was I thinking. You would have no use for a tomato. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |