Pope: Dogs Go To Heaven. UhOh
December 12th, 2014 at 12:04:07 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | The pope is breaking Church doctrine again, making it up as he goes along. Of course there is no difference in human and animal life, but religion views it differently. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/12/pope-francis-dogs-can-go-to-heaven/20296955/ If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 12th, 2014 at 1:58:11 PM permalink | |
aceofspades Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 83 Posts: 2019 |
What about a dog that has same-sex intercourse with another dog? |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:06:45 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
The pope doesn't want to discuss it, makes his head hurt. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:09:06 PM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18764 |
What about leg humping? You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:14:33 PM permalink | |
AZDuffman Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 135 Posts: 18213 | Who would want to go to Heaven if there were no dogs? The President is a fink. |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:16:29 PM permalink | |
aceofspades Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 83 Posts: 2019 | Hmmmmm are all dogs born sinful and need to be baptized as humans are? |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:30:02 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
Because most religions worship mans ego, and not god, animals are here to serve us and don't really count for anything. Dogs may be our best friends on earth, but in heaven that will be your uncle Harry, and the mobster who got in because he paid for his indulgences. It's very complicated and political. Just accept it. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
December 12th, 2014 at 2:46:42 PM permalink | |
Face Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 61 Posts: 3941 | He's reminding me of Obama. Forget social norms, forget sacred scripture (Bible / Constitution) just sort of do what you want. Be bold and risk defeat, or be cautious and encourage it. |
December 12th, 2014 at 4:37:55 PM permalink | |
FrGamble Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 67 Posts: 7596 | Pope Francis confirms cats still going to hell Seriously, you guys have to chill. The last two popes were world class philosophers and theologians, this one is a world class pastor. This is exactly what you would say to little guy who had lost their beloved pet, I know I've said the same thing on multiple occasions to help out a little guy. He wasn't preaching about it or sitting on the throne of St. Peter when he said it. “It is with the smallest brushes that the artist paints the most exquisitely beautiful pictures.” ( |
December 12th, 2014 at 4:40:50 PM permalink | |
Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | He's infallible, dogs go to heaven. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |