A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar ...

Reminds me of this one:

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

Quote: Greasyjohn

In the old west a three-legged dog walks into a saloon and hops onto a bar stool. The bartender says, "What can I do for you?" The dog says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Guy brings a dog into a bar, the dog has no legs so he sits him on the bar. Bartender comments it is a nice dog and asks its name.
"The dog doesn't have a name."
"Why not?"
"Because when I call him he can't come anyways."

Not bad enough? There is always:

"My dogs got no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Awful."

Quote: AZDuffman

"My dogs got no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Awful."

Ooooo.

BTW, the original dog joke is referred to in today's Spanish word of the day.

I say, I say, I say, my dog has no pancreas.
How does he secrete digestive enzymes to break down transfats?
Terribly.

Quote: Wizard

Reminds me of this one:

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

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Because they taste funny.

I almost told a similar joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown and one cannibal says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Horse walks into a bar, sits down, bartender comes over and says, "Why the long face?"

A sick pony comes into a bar and tries to order a drink. However, he has a sore throat and the bartender has difficulty understanding what the pony wants. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't hear you." The pony clears this throat and says, "I'm sorry; I'm just a little hoarse."

Quote: Wizard

A sick pony comes into a bar and tries to order a drink. However, he has a sore throat and the bartender has difficulty understanding what the pony wants. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't hear you." The pony clears this throat and says, "I'm sorry; I'm just a little hoarse."

With all the hours I have spent in bars you would think I would have seen any of this stuff happen.

we have to change the subject line of the thread to "groaning corner" or something

Professor Septimus sits down at the bar and orders a martinus

The bartender says "Don't you mean, a martini?"

The professor replies "My good man, be assured if I want a double I shall ask for it."