River Jordan's Corner! :D
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:00:27 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Fans wondered if Older Axl was Gay since Young Axl was dating Billy. Axl responded on Facebook, "Older Axl and I are two different People technically. Older Axl is Straight and I am Bisexual." Fans were like,"Okay, that makes sense." Cake Cream and Axl soon went on YouTube and the impromptu interview that Fan did with them was on YouTube. It was viral. Fans pointed out Axl's look of panic when he was asked if Billy was like his Brother was a huge sign that Billy was his Boyfriend. And the fact that Axl said Billy was his close Friend was also a sign that Billy was his Boyfriend. Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They knew that the Fan was filming and was going to put it on YouTube and it was going to go viral on YouTube. Fans posted they had a feeling that Billy and Axl were Boyfriends when that video of them blushing at each other when Secret Lovers by Atlantic Starr played in the Supermarket. Fans asked if Billy and Axl were going to make out openly in Cake Cream Shows and openly in public now that their relationship was out in the open. Cake Cream and Axl didn't know if Billy and Axl should make out publicly and at Cake Cream shows even with their relationship being out in the open. They watched TV and Court TV was airing the John Wilson Court Case and Cake Cream and Axl watched the part where John Wilson straight up called Axl Billy's Boyfriend before Billy and Axl even dated. Cake Cream and Axl mentioned how ironic it was that John Wilson predicted Billy and Axl being Boyfriends. At the time Billy and Axl straight up ignored John calling Axl Billy's Boyfriend. Billy and Axl stared at each other lovingly. They were so glad they were dating. But they did find it weird that Axl's shooter and the man who intended to kill Billy predicted them dating. Cake Cream found this weird too. Axl's multiple gunshot wounds had all healed up nicely, thank God. And Billy had coped very nicely about the trauma over John trying to Murder him. On YouTube, Fans mentioned Axl purposely taking multiple gunshots for Billy. They mentioned him saving Billy's life. Axl responded on YouTube,"I didn't purposely take multiple gunshots for Billy. I pushed him out of the way and got shot multiple times instead. I'm glad Billy wasn't shot. In a better scenario, NONE of us would have gotten shot multiple times. " His post got 200 likes. Billy said to Axl,"Thank you for pushing me out of harm's way when John aimed at me." Axl responded with a smile,"You're welcome." They watched MTV and the Second Woodstock day was underway. People were having fun and Axl and Cake Cream's 18 Million helped a lot. It was not the tragedy so far that Woodstock 1999 was. But then a rattlesnake came into Woodstock and began biting People! Oh no. Luckily, the 18 Million that Axl and Cake Cream donated provided emergency medical supplies and staff and the bitten People were quickly given medical attention. The rattlesnake was killed and the Woodstock show went on. Woodstock Staff and Woodstock Fans were thanking Cake Cream and Axl for those Donated 18 Million. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:01:22 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | The third Woodstock day, Wild Water performed and they had the bright idea, well, wet idea to pour water on the hot Fans. Fans as in people, not fans the cooling item. A strong breeze happened to put some of the water on the equipment and malfunctioned the equipment. Wild Water got some shocks and medical staff took care of them. None of the Fans were hurt, thank God. Once again, Cake Cream and Axl were thanked for their 18 Million providing lots of Medical Staff. Woodstock despite the rattlesnake biting People and Wild Water causing equipment to malfunction by deciding to put water on the hot Fans was a huge success largely in part to Cake Cream and Axl's 18 Million. They were heavily praised for their 18 Million. Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other and smiled. They chilled until the next day. The next day, Axl decided to book Cake Cream for the Olympic Stadium in Canada. Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing there due to a Riot that happened when they didn't show up a long time ago, but Axl reasoned to himself that this would be Cake Cream performing in the Olympic Stadium Concert, not Cake Cream. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and Cake Cream pointed out that Guns N'Roses was banned from performing there. Axl said,"Guns N'Roses is banned from performing there, but not Cake Cream. Sure you are the New Guns N'Roses, but you are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole. "He was smiling. Cake Cream agreed with Axl's thoughts and Axl called the Olympic Stadium to book Cake Cream there. The Manager said,"Guns N'Roses is permanently banned from performing at the Olympic Stadium." Axl said,"Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, but they are not Guns N'Roses. Technical Loophole." The Manager hesitantly agreed to book Cake Cream. He said,"Make sure Cake Cream actually finishes the set. " Axl smiled and said,"Yes." The Manager said,"Okay." He gave a booking for three days from now. Axl thanked him and was welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Axl told Cake Cream the good news and they were excited. The tickets for the Cake Cream at Olympic Stadium was in a frenzy soon. Lots of Cakers wanted to see them perform. Cake Cream and Axl chilled, practiced, bought rushed plane tickets and Canada hotel bookings. The couple of days passed in a blur. The day before the Olympic Stadium Concert, Axl and Cake Cream went to Miami International Airport wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and got processed and went on Air Canada first class and had a luxurious first class experience again. They landed in Montreal International Airport and took a LYFT to the Marriott Hotel in Montreal. Billy and Axl had a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and relaxed. They ordered Room Service and practiced for the Olympic Stadium Concert show tomorrow. They had fun and showered and went to sleep. The next day, they woke up, ate, showered, got ready for the day, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, practiced more,left, ordered a Lyft, did sightseeing and had more fun and went to the Olympic Stadium Concert and they were really good. 100,000 Cakers came from all over the world to see Cake Cream! Axl and Cake Cream were proud. They started performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good. The Olympic Stadium manager came out in the set and asked Axl to apologize for the early leaving show that got Guns N'Roses permanently banned from the Olympic Stadium a long time ago. Axl responded,"I would be apologizing for something I personally haven't done in my timeline yet and don't personally remember." Cakers begun chanting,"Apologize, Axl!" The Manager nodded and even Cake Cream was like,"You really should apologize, Axl". Axl took a deep breath and said,"I apologize for the early leaving show that Guns N'Roses did in the Olympic Stadium a long time ago." There was loud applause and the Manager was happy. He told Cake Cream and Axl that the ban against Guns N'Roses was now lifted. Axl, Cakers, and Cake Cream were all happy, but Axl asked to get that in writing. The Manager drew up a Contract and Axl read, understood, agreed and he and the Manager both signed. Cake Cream signed as Witnesses. The matter was settled and the ban against Guns N'Roses was lifted. Cakers cheered wildly. Cake Cream, Axl, and the Manager were happy too. The show resumed. They were really good. The final sendoff happened to wild cheering and the Show was over. Cake Cream and Axl were really happy. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:01:50 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | They took a LYFT back to their hotel and had fun, ate, and chilled. They showered and got ready for bed and slept. The next day, they woke up, ate, showered got ready for the day and checked out and left. They took a LYFT to Montreal International Airport and got processed at the Airport and got on the plane back to Miami International Airport. They had a luxurious first class experience again. At Miami International Airport, they took a LYFT back home. At home, they took long naps. When they woke up, they watched the News and Wild Water had been arrested for throwing water on random People on the streets. Wild Water resisted arrest and had been wildly attacking Police. Social Media wondered if Wild Water were the New Guns N'Roses. They pointed out that Wild Water were behaving reckless like young Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously. Axl shook his head. "Guns N'Roses didn't go around throwing water on random People. Nor did we wildly attack police. Wild Water is much wilder than we ever were." A Social Media post said something like,"No, Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses, not Wild Water." Cake Cream and Axl smiled. Wild Water Members had their mugshots taken and they all had remorseless,"I don't give a fuc sneers," on their faces and each even had double middle fingers sticking up. Axl looked up his own mugshot from 1980 and showed it to Cake Cream and said,"Look at how scared I look in my mugshot." There's a huge difference between the remorseless sneers all of Wild Water is doing and the scared face I have on my 1980 mugshot." Cake Cream pointed out he had a valid point. Axl smiled. Cake Cream and Axl chatted for a while, chilling and watching more TV. Wild Water's bail was set at $5,000 each. There were 6 Wild Water Members. Axl and Cake Cream were confused. How was the collective bail($30,000) for Wild Water $10,000 LESS than Axl's $40,000 bail? Axl punched Brian Washington in his face and broke his camera after Brian harassed and stalked him. Wild Water was throwing water on random People on the street and wildly attacked police while resisting arrest! Cake Cream were like, "Maybe it's because you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water got arrested the same day?" Axl was like,"That could be a valid point." The News said that Wild Water's Court Date would be tomorrow. Cake Cream and Axl all shook their heads at the fact that Axl would have rot in jail for three days before his Court Date had it not been for the Go Fund Me, yet Wild Water's Court Date is TOMORROW. WOW. Cake Cream was like,"Once again, you went on the run for a couple of days, whereas Wild Water was arrested the same day. That has to be a factor." Axl was like,"You guys hid me for those couple of days!" He childishly stuck out his tongue. Cake Cream was like,"And you accepted!" They all stuck their tongues out back at him. They all laughed. They all were glad they could just sit back and play with each other like this. They relaxed more and then got ready for bed and slept. The next day, they watched Wild Water's Court Date. Wild Water looked very remorseless, cussing out the judge. Their Lawyers feebly tried to defend them, claiming they were good people who just lost their ways. The judge wasn't having it and sentenced them to a month behind bars. They flipped off the judge as they were escorted out of the Courtroom. Cake Cream and Axl shook their heads at the audacity of Wild Water's actions. Axl said, "How dare people compare Young Guns N'Roses to Wild Water? The audacious nerve!" Cake Cream laughed. On Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl Critics were ragging and dragging Cake Cream for having Wild Water be their Opening Act. Cake Cream and Axl responded,"Wild Water opened up for us at only ONE show! And we had no idea they were these rebellious, remorseless hellshaits!" The Critics were like,"Okay, you guys have solid points." Axl and Cake Cream soon got off of Social Media. They ordered no contact pizza and soda and ate and drank. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:02:19 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | Axl looked at Wild Water's shows they had done and he realized that Wild Water was actually the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Cake Cream sounded much better than Guns N'Roses, so they definitely weren't the New Guns N'Roses. Wild Water definitely did sound like Guns N'Roses, and even had the reckless attitude Guns N'Roses had when they were younger. Cake Cream was as good as gold. Cake Cream were nice boys. Also, Mike, the Singer of Cake Cream really didn't sound all that like Axl, he had his own signature style, and but was definitely not the "Front and center," Front Man that Axl was for Guns N'Roses. Jimmy and James, the Guitarists, had more stage presence than Mike did. But with Wild Water, Sam,the Singer had the in your face, reckless, front man that Young Axl had in the 80's. Wild Water all had that reckless in your face vibe. Axl was torn. Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. What should he do? He'd look like a douchebag dropping Cake Cream for Wild Water. And like a backstabber. Axl had a great idea. Maybe he could call Older Axl to be Wild Water's Manager and he could remain Cake Cream's Manager. Axl called Older Axl and said," Axl, I/we made a huge mistake. Cake Cream is not the new Guns N'Roses. It's Wild Water." Older Axl said,"I also think that Wild Water sounds much more like us than Cake Cream des and Wild Water has the attitude which Cake Cream doesn't have." Axl was like,"Good, we're on the same page that Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is not." Older Axl responded,"So, what do you want to do? Leave Cake Cream for Wild Water?" That will make you look really bad." Axl responded,"I know. Would you like to be Wild Water's Manager and I remain Cake Cream's Manager?" Older Axl replied with a sigh,"Axl, you're asking a lot out of me. First, I watched Cake Cream for you, then I let James live with me for a couple of days, and now you're asking me to be Wild Water's Manager." Axl responded, "Okay, fine, let the actual New Guns N'Roses go fall by the wayside before they even really get started." Axl said, sneakily. Older Axl responded with a sigh,"Okay, fine, I agree to be Wild Water's Manager." Axl smiled and thanked him. Older Axl welcomed him. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Older Axl called Slash and asked him if he thought that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses. Slash responded, "Yep, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses." Older Axl said,"How do you feel about me managing Wild Water?" Slash responded, "Uh, Wild Water is wild as hell. They're reckless!" Older Axl responded wryly,"So were we when we were in our 20's. " Slash responded,"But we weren't THAT reckless and wild!" Older Axl to responded,"Good point, but maybe we can put Wild Water under our wings and get them to rein in their very reckless and wild nature while getting them to become huge successful Superstars like Cake Cream is. " Slash responded,"You have good points " Older Axl smiled and thanked him. Slash agreed that Older Axl should become Wild Water's Manager. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Older Axl went down to the local jail cell and decided to bail out Wild Water. He went to visit Wild Water in jail. He took paper and pen with him. He told the Guard he wanted to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard looked at him curiously. Older Axl responded,"I'm W. Axl Rose and I definitely can afford and want to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard said,"You sure? Wild Water is very wild." Older Axl responded, "I'm sure." The Guard said,"Okay." Older Axl paid Wild Water's bail, and Older Axl was allowed to go to their jail cell. He went to their jail cell and chatted with them. He told them that he wanted to be their Manager and they were like,"Oh my God, you're W. Axl Rose!" They were starstruck. Older Axl smiled and told them they were the New Guns N'Roses and if they signed Contracts and let him be their Manager, he could make them very successful. They agreed. He drew up some Contracts that stated he was their Manager and they agreed to stop being so wild and reckless, i.e, stop attacking Police and assaulting People in general. They nodded. A passing Guard was asked by Older Axl if he could be a Witness and he agreed. Wild Water read, understood, and all signed. Older Axl agreed and the Guard signed as Witness. Wild Water was soon released. Wild Water and W(Older Axl) decided to go to Claven Records and see if Claven Records wanted to sign Wild Water. Claven Records was hesitant, but W claimed that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses." Claven Records said,"We thought it was general knowledge that Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses." W shook his head and said,"No, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream." Claven Records were like,"But Wild Water is wild and reckless!" Wild Water and W promised that Wild Water agreed to scale back their wild and reckless nature a lot. Claven Records tentatively agreed to sign Wild Water up. W, Wild Water, read, understood, and signed the Contracts. Wild Water was officially signed to Claven Records! Claven Records, W, and Wild Water all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and W and Wild Water left. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:02:45 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | W called Axl and said,"The deal is done. Wild Water is now signed to Claven Records and I am their Manager." Axl responded with a smile,"That's wonderful news!" W smiled and said,"Thank you." Axl welcomed him. W then thought of the fact that he would be very busy doing Guns N'Roses Show and being Wild Water's Manager. Axl said,"You were lead singer of AC/DC and Guns N'Roses the very same year in 2016. You can do this." W responded,"I'm not so sure. " He had doubts. Axl thought of something off the top of his head. Axl said,"Why not combine Guns N'Roses and Wild Water? Wild Water is the New Guns Roses, so why not just bring Wild Water into the Guns N'Roses Family? Why not try something like,"Wild Guns?" W responded,"That's not too bad of an idea." Axl thanked him and was welcomed. W said," Axl, you really do have great ideas." Axl responded with a playful laugh,"Stop flattering yourself. But, thank you." W responded back with a laugh. W responded,"I'm really glad you showed up in 2022." Axl responded,"I'm glad I showed up in 2022 too." They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Axl admitted to Cake Cream that there were new Claven Records Brothers who were around their ages . Cake Cream said,"Who are our new Claven Records Brothers? Axl said,"Let's just say, Amy, my Sister loves Wet And Wild makeup." Cake Cream were like,"Wet And Wild makeup? Are Wild Water our new Claven Records Brothers?" Axl said,"Yes." Cake Cream asked,"Who is Wild Water's Manager?" Axl responded someone who is like my Older Brother. Though, actually, he'd be more like my Father than my Older Brother." Cake Cream asked,"Is Older Axl Wild Water's Manager?" Axl responded,"Yes." Cake Cream were like,"Why would Older Axl want to Manage Wild Water? They're wild and reckless!" Axl responded," They can have their wild recklessness reined in by Older Axl and the rest of Guns N'Roses. It'll be fun to have 6 new Brothers. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to accept the fact that Wild Water were now their Musical Brothers. Axl smiled. Meanwhile, Older Axl booked Wild Water for the next Guns N'Roses Show that night. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:04:06 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | They got ready for bed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Cake Cream and Axl were able to chill, no Cake Cream Show today. They watched a South Park episode where Cartman was singing a song in front of a large audience at a Concert. He was singing off key, so he got booed and said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And stormed off the stage angrily. Axl said,"I would have said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And left in Cartman's position too. Getting booed is no fun." Cake Cream giggled. Axl was like,"What's so funny?" They showed him the infamous Riverport Concert Riot clip where he stopped the concert and dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and then angrily left early. Axl said incredulously, "I dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and angrily left early? I must have been on some dumb shait to do that." "Actually, you were sober in this era," Jimmy said. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. "I was sober and did that?" Axl responded. Cake Cream responded,"Remember this was around the time you went crazy in the early 90's." Axl nodded and was like,"Man if I did that now, I'd probably be kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that!" Cake Cream wasn't sure if Axl would have been kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that in 2022. Axl did some research on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot and wondered how he in the near future ended up being arrested for starting a Riot when he didn't expect a Riot. Axl said,"If anything, I should have been arrested for assault for smacking the guy in the head, not starting a Riot." Cake Cream were like,"You have valid points, but this was a long time ago. Luckily, this is water under the bridge in 2022." Axl smiled. Cake Cream smiled back. They chatted a little more about the infamous Riverport Concert Riot. They all had a good day, just chilling. The next day, it was Billy's 27th birthday. Cake Cream and Axl decided to just throw him a private birthday party, just them 6. They ordered birthday cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, soda from Instacart and ordered no contact pizza. The food and soda arrived. They set up the party and Billy was delighted his 4 Brothers and Boyfriend threw him a party, for just them 6. Axl said,"Happy birthday, Baby," and Billy blushed happily. Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike were like,"Happy birthday, Billy. Billy smiled even more happily. The party was fun and Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed Billy's private birthday party. They got to chill today too. They had a fun day. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:04:30 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | They got ready for bed and went to sleep. The next day, there were still no Cake Cream Shows. Wild Guns however had a Show today. Cake Cream and Axl were getting a little suspicious. Were they becoming irrelevant with the "birth of the "New brothers," Wild Water? Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to Claven Records. They got ready and went to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. At Claven Records, they straight up asked Timothy if they were becoming irrelevant. Timothy gave them an uncomfortable look. Cake Cream and Axl knew bad news was coming. They were like," Just tell us the truth, Timothy. We're adults and can handle it." Timothy took a deep breath and said,"It's just that Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, when you guys aren't. Wild Water actually is the New Guns N'Roses. So now that the TRUE New Guns N'Roses, Wild Water are now in the spotlight, you guys are kind of by the wayside obscurity has beens now. Wild Guns is huge right now." Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Ouch. This can't be good. Timothy was like,"A lot of Music Fans are fickle. Sorry about this." Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for telling them the truth and giving them sympathy. They all had weird looking smiles. They all wanted to cry but wanted to look strong. Timothy welcomed them. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went home. Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that they were irrelevant has beens all ready. They JUST became hugely successful. They wallowed in their misery for that day, just hanging out and commiserating. Axl wondered internally if he should dump Cake Cream and go join the wildly successful Wild Guns. His conscience told him not to do it, not to betray Cake Cream for Wild Guns. He was torn. Axl was fighting back resentment. Cake Cream was now considered irrelevant has beens and Wild Water/Wild Guns were really successful. He knew that it would be a really big douchebag move to dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns, but Cake Cream were irrelevant has beens now. What Manager would want to be Manager of an irrelevant has beens Band? His heart was saying,"Stay with Cake Cream. Don't dump them for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Cake Cream is a good band and is YOUR band. "His brain was saying,"Dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is not. Go where the huge success is." Once again, he was torn. He felt conflicted. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:04:56 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | After the mall, they went back home and already Axl's "Bronze is even better than gold," impromptu interview was going viral on YouTube. Axl and Cake Cream blushed. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were like,"LMAO! We should make this a hashtag and a meme. #"Bronzeisbetterthangold#"-Axl Rose. Soon there were a lot of Memes being posted on Social Media comparing gold and bronze and saying stuff like, "That awkward moment when bronze is better than gold." On SNL, the opening Montage said,"I am a World Class Olympian Runner and they had the audacity to give me the GOLD medal! How DARE they? How insulting! I wanted the damn BRONZE medal! The Bronze medal is better than the Gold medal, don't you know? "The Audience cheered wildly and laughed heartily. Cake Cream and Axl laughed at how viral Axl's "Bronze is better than gold," thing is. They chilled more and then went to bed. The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They were able to chill again since there wasn't any Cake Cream Shows for today. On the News, there were even multiple segments about the bronze is better than gold thing. There were even jewelry experts that pointed out that Axl's quote actually didn't seem all that off. These jewelry experts pointed out that bronze was a very hard metal, whereas gold was a very soft medal. Meaning bronze is stronger physically than gold. News Anchors were pleasantly surprised. Axl was beginning to hatch a plan. Maybe he could make Cake Cream's third album and call it Bronze Cake, and have a huge picture of a bronze cake. Why not strike while the iron was still hot on this one? He told Cake Cream his plan and they thought it was just the perfect title for their third album. They agreed to record Bronze Cake. He wrote 10 more songs and Mike sang the songs, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar, and Billy played the Drums. It sounded good. Since today was Sunday, they'd have to wait until Monday to give this to Claven Records. They chilled for the rest of the day. The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready to go to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left to go to Claven Records. At Claven Records, they gave Timothy Bronze Cake, he listened to it and loved it. He offered them 50 million each, plus Royalties to sell Bronze Cake to Claven Records. He drew up some Contracts for them. They all read, understood, agreed, and signed. They sold Bronze Cake to Claven Records. Timothy smiled and Zelled them 50 Million each. They each thanked Timothy and vice versa and were welcomed and vice versa. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went back home. Already, Bronze Cake hit number one on Itunes. Fans loved it! Were Cake Cream and Axl back on top? Was this officially their Comeback Album? On top of this, in a good way, bronze, the metal was now in a frenzy. Bronze was now trending on Google and in the top three searches on Google. People were clamoring to buy bronze now. Bronze stock went up a LOT. It was a VERY hot commodity now. Axl couldn't believe his,"Bronze is better than gold," quip was the catalyst for all of this. Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They chilled for the rest of the day. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:05:32 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | Bronze Cake was a huge success. Cake Cream and Axl got bookings for shows again. They had a booking for the James L Knight Center again to perform Bronze Cake on Wednesday. They were excited. They practiced and chilled for those two days. Wild Guns didn't have any shows booked for Wednesday, so Cake Cream and Axl gave Wild Guns free tickets to see Cake Cream perform Bronze Cake at the James L Knight Center. Wild Guns were excited. Wild Guns, Cake Cream, and Axl were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. Cake Cream performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans cheered wildly. Wild Guns was cheering wildly too. Cake Cream was really good and Fans were happy to see them performing again. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the Show was over. Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl went to dinner again, just having a good time together again. They all paid and left. Cake Cream and Axl went home and got ready for bed and slept. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Already Bronze Cake performance was going viral. Fans were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are BACK after their irrelevancy!" Some responses were like,"They were only irrelevant for a couple of days. LMAO! That's really not a long time away at all." Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and congratulated them on how good Bronze Cake Show was. They all thanked them and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. They watched MTV and there was a Segment on Cake Cream. Of course Cake Cream and Axl were interested. A Music Critic said, "Cake Cream doesn't really sound like any other Band that exists right now. Cake Cream definitely has their own signature sound. In fact, I'd say that Cake Cream is a brand new sound. That's why they sound so unique and good. No one sounds like them. They're definitely innovative. They're a first Generation sound. Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other happily. Did Cake Cream create a brand new sound? Axl knew that Cake Cream sounded better than Guns N'Roses, but them having their own sound is actually a pretty big deal. Soon that segment went viral. Fans were like,"The Music Critic is right. Cake Cream is their own signature sound. Soon Guinness World Records were mentioning possibly adding Cake Cream as ,"Original Sound," which is once again a pretty big deal. The Guinness World Records were already considering putting Cake Cream in GWR for ,"Most Grammys won in a single night by a New Band," for their 6 Grammy win. Although the 5 Grammys were given back, they still won 6 Grammys that night. They were also considering putting them in the GWR for the fact that they had their Debut(All The Sweet Filling), their Sophomore Album(Tasty Cake Reloaded), and their Junior Album(Bronze Cake) the same year, something that was practically unheard of. They were also considering putting them in GWR for Wealthiest Music Band for earning roughly 2 billion in a single year. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream was definitely a Dark Horse in the music world. They went from VERY unknown earlier this year, to being wildly successful and very wealthy. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
| August 2nd, 2023 at 10:06:06 AM permalink | |
| Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 735 | Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's! Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion. Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records. Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now. Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation. Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks. Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right." Axl smiled again. Life was good. John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |

