On This Day

Page 3 of 7<123456>Last »
July 30th, 2020 at 2:50:23 PM permalink
DRich
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 51
Posts: 4967
Quote: Mission146
She's a gorgeous chef who is obsessive-compulsive and loves to clean. I keep a clean place and enjoy cooking. It would totally work, other than the part where she totally wouldn't date me. lol


Sadly I married a woman that is so lazy that between the two of us we really don't do anything around the house. We rarely cook, we never clean (we have a cleaning lady), we have a lawn service, we have a swimming pool service, we have a pooper scooper service and it isn't unusual for us to have someone else do our laundry.

She is almost as lazy as I am.
At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent.
July 30th, 2020 at 2:54:39 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25011
Quote: DRich[q


She is almost as lazy as I am.


I couldn't handle that. My
wife is constantly working
around the house, cleaning,
doing laundry. Gives her less
time to bother me when I'm
there. A woman doing nothing
would find a hundred things
to bug me about.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
July 30th, 2020 at 3:25:44 PM permalink
Mission146
Administrator
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 23
Posts: 4147
Quote: DRich
Sadly I married a woman that is so lazy that between the two of us we really don't do anything around the house. We rarely cook, we never clean (we have a cleaning lady), we have a lawn service, we have a swimming pool service, we have a pooper scooper service and it isn't unusual for us to have someone else do our laundry.

She is almost as lazy as I am.


It happens. The fact that I'm clean is mostly by virtue of the fact that I barely make a mess in the first place and try to keep up on stuff as it goes. I'd never own a pool just because I figure it would give me that extra chore and I would almost never use it. My surroundings are also kept very Spartan, so there's not anything cluttering all over the place.
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen..let us give them all they want." William T. Sherman
July 31st, 2020 at 9:26:27 AM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25011
On July 31st:

1790 1st US patent granted

1965 cigarette commercials banned on TV in England

1988 last Playboy Club closes

1995 Disney buys ABC for $19 billion

Born:

1958 Mark Cuban
1962 Wesley Snipes
1965 J. K. Rowling,
1980 Harry Potter, fictional character (JK Rowling was 25)
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
July 31st, 2020 at 11:42:58 PM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25011
On Aug 1st:

1936 Hitler opens the Olympic Gamer in Berlin

1941 first Jeep produced

1964 Beatles' single "A Hard Day's Night" goes #1

1981 MTV premieres at 12:01 AM (this was a big deal as I recall)

1991 Actress Hedy Lamarr, aged 77 is arrested for shoplifting in Florida

1986 Tennis ace John McEnroe marries actress Tatum O'Neal

1976 Actress Elizabeth Taylor's 6th divorce from actor Richard Burton (their 2nd divorce together)
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 1st, 2020 at 3:53:14 AM permalink
AZDuffman
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 135
Posts: 18210
Quote: Evenbob
On Aug 1st:

1936 Hitler opens the Olympic Gamer in Berlin

1941 first Jeep produced

1964 Beatles' single "A Hard Day's Night" goes #1

1981 MTV premieres at 12:01 AM (this was a big deal as I recall)

1991 Actress Hedy Lamarr, aged 77 is arrested for shoplifting in Florida

1986 Tennis ace John McEnroe marries actress Tatum O'Neal

1976 Actress Elizabeth Taylor's 6th divorce from actor Richard Burton (their 2nd divorce together)


For crying out loud, Bob-----

1988 syndicated Rush Limbaugh Show starts airing!

The first Jeep is on display in a local museum here. The company with the idea was not allowed to produce it.
The President is a fink.
August 1st, 2020 at 9:04:46 AM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25011
Quote: AZDuffman
For crying out loud, Bob-----

1988 syndicated Rush Limbaugh Show starts airing!
.


I feel so ashamed..
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 2nd, 2020 at 12:48:44 AM permalink
Evenbob
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 146
Posts: 25011
On Aug 2nd:

1776 Formal signing of the US Declaration of Independence

1819 1st parachute jump in US

1858 1st mailboxes installed in Boston and NYC streets

1875 1st roller skating rink opens (London)

1909 US issues 1st Lincoln penny

1934 Adolf Hitler becomes commander-in-chief of German armed forces

1973 "American Graffiti", directed by George Lucas and starring Richard Dreyfuss and Ron Howard premieres

1997 "Frazier" actor-comedian Kelsey Grammer (43) weds Playboy model Camille Donatacci (29) at Saddlerock Ranch in Malibu
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 2nd, 2020 at 3:45:22 AM permalink
AZDuffman
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 135
Posts: 18210
Quote: Evenbob
On Aug 2nd:

1776 Formal signing of the US Declaration of Independence

1819 1st parachute jump in US

1858 1st mailboxes installed in Boston and NYC streets

1875 1st roller skating rink opens (London)

1909 US issues 1st Lincoln penny

1934 Adolf Hitler becomes commander-in-chief of German armed forces

1973 "American Graffiti", directed by George Lucas and starring Richard Dreyfuss and Ron Howard premieres

1997 "Frazier" actor-comedian Kelsey Grammer (43) weds Playboy model Camille Donatacci (29) at Saddlerock Ranch in Malibu


1990--Iraq invades Kuwait
The President is a fink.
August 2nd, 2020 at 4:26:24 AM permalink
Tanko
Member since: Aug 15, 2019
Threads: 0
Posts: 1986
Quote: Evenbob
I read an article by PJ O'Roarke in
the 90's that said it you wanted to
get laid in the 70's in college,
hang around the teacher dorms.
Guaranteed to get sex on the first
date.


Quote: EvenBob
My daughter is a teacher and she gets off the middle of June and goes back the last week of August, thats about 10 weeks off.
Page 3 of 7<123456>Last »