Dumb Joke of the Day

August 7th, 2018 at 12:52:43 AM permalink
Evenbob
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Q: Why can't you trust atoms.

A: Because they make up everything.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 7th, 2018 at 11:04:24 AM permalink
Evenbob
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin PI..
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 7th, 2018 at 11:16:54 AM permalink
Wizard
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A photon checks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs any help with luggage. The photon replies, "No thanks; I'm travelling light."
Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber
August 7th, 2018 at 11:23:57 AM permalink
AZDuffman
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Quote: Wizard
A photon checks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs any help with luggage. The photon replies, "No thanks; I'm travelling light."


What's faster than the speed of light?

Speed of Dark. No matter where light goes, dark got there first.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength
August 7th, 2018 at 1:32:01 PM permalink
Evenbob
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 7th, 2018 at 1:52:38 PM permalink
odiousgambit
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let's stick with once a day
I'm Still Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [it's an old guy chant for me]
August 7th, 2018 at 1:56:36 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: odiousgambit
let's stick with once a day


I can handle more than once a day.
It's tough, but I can do it..
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
August 7th, 2018 at 2:07:02 PM permalink
AZDuffman
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Quote: Evenbob
I can handle more than once a day.
It's tough, but I can do it..


That's what she said.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength
August 8th, 2018 at 6:50:14 PM permalink
Evenbob
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.