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December 5th, 2018 at 10:13:39 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Quote: Wizard
Then she added that she bought seven tickets at three different locations, to improve my chances. This was almost too much to bear. I didn't want to seem ungrateful for the effort and it took everything I had to not give her a lecture on probability, so I just nodded. Suffice it to say that the eight-month courtship didn't last much longer.

- Ain't you never Didn't you ever hear that opposites attract?
December 6th, 2018 at 12:19:16 PM permalink
Pacomartin
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Quote: Wizard
Suffice it to say that the eight-month courtship didn't last much longer.


Did you marry a math wiz?

A funny thing is even people who understand mathematics are still prone to superstition.
December 6th, 2018 at 12:31:28 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: Pacomartin
A funny thing is even people who understand mathematics are still prone to superstition.


My wife is a math wiz and cannot be
talked out of playing the slots.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
December 6th, 2018 at 8:10:51 PM permalink
rxwine
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"Trumpsplain (def.) explaining absolute nonsense said by TRUMP.
December 7th, 2018 at 12:30:26 PM permalink
JimRockford
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Someone on Twitter suggested a version on Baby it's Cold Outside where the woman just keeps saying "am I being detained?"
A government of laws and not of men. - John Adam’s
December 7th, 2018 at 8:48:57 PM permalink
Wizard
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Quote: Evenbob
My wife is a math wiz and cannot be
talked out of playing the slots.


Some people simply just like them and nothing else will do. My mother can play online slot games for hours and be happy as a clam. Personally, I just don't get it.

However, I could probably zone out and stare at a campfire for about an hour before I get bored on a clear head, longer on a foggy one.
Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber
December 7th, 2018 at 11:03:49 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: Wizard
Some people simply just like them and nothing else will do.


My wife is also hooked on stupid video
games, the kind where you move
colored balls around in mazes or
columns, and go up to different
levels. Slots have the same hypno
effect on her. When I think of
what she could have accomplished
in the last 10 years with all the
time she's wasted on those stupid
games.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
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