The man with two ding-a-lings

(Trying to keep my answer PG-rated, but it’s kind of impossible, this is NC-17 stuff. So maybe FrGamble ought to skip this.)

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Unfortunately, I win the prize for weirdest answer. I hear about these respectable celebrities (Tom Selleck, Hugh Jackman, James Franco) with charm and charisma. But my choice is an anonymous freak of nature whose personality I know nothing about, whose face I’ve never seen, and whose name I don’t know. I’m completely straight with no temptation to be with men. But when I learned about this guy in 2014, I spent a couple weeks thinking about him... a lot.

To make a long story short, there exists a man who was born with 2 penises. And both of them work. Diphallia a rare condition, and most men born with this condition have all sorts of other awful medical problems. But this guy is basically in good health. He ejaculates out of both simultaneously. He can masturbate with one or the other or both (and yes he has a favorite.) He can have sex with 2 partners simultaneously, receive 2 blowjobs simultaneously, and he can even have anal + vaginal intercourse simultaneously. For really adventurous women, he can stuff both penises into a vagina at once. Wow. What a life. Here’s the X-rated photo that you might find appalling.

A part of me is in disbelief because c’mon this sounds like unicorn minotaur pegasus Greek mythology stuff. He can’t be real, this must be fiction. A part of me is in awe. A part of me is aroused. But mostly I’m just jealous. (He can get 2 blowjobs at once?? Damn him.) When I compare myself to John Holmes, I’m not particularly envious because I don’t want 13 inches-- too impractical, and too painful for really petite women. But when I think about the guy with 2 penises... it makes me feel both aroused and inadequate and jealous all at once.

He’s bisexual, he’s chosen not to show his face, he has turned down offers to do porn, and he’s living his life more or less anonymously.



All of biology exists on continuous probability distributions. Once people realise that, even the extreme outliers are no surprise.

Quote: reno

(Trying to keep my answer PG-rated, but it’s kind of impossible, this is NC-17 stuff. So maybe FrGamble ought to skip this.)

I think you missed the point of the original post.

Quote: reno

To make a long story short, there exists a man who was born with 2 penises....

He should meet this woman:

Quote: Wizard

He should meet this woman:

This is carnival stuff. People paid to see people
like this in the freak show tents a hundred years
ago. Two penises, two vaginas, they would be
married and make a fortune.

Quote: Evenbob

This is carnival stuff. People paid to see people
like this in the freak show tents a hundred years
ago. Two penises, two vaginas, they would be
married and make a fortune.

How could the audience tell with the woman with two vaginas?

I believe in the US, much of the carnival stuff (human remains) which they still had when I was a kid is banned now. Live people i.e, bearded ladies are still legal if such is desired (and they often are by someone), but I don't know if they still do any of that. Still have carnival rides and rip-off games.

While two penises is not the norm, since they both work, the only issue is the psychological, shock value I suppose.

Sounds more like he has viewed it as advantage than a detriment.

I remember reading a book where a plastic surgeon said that nasty looking sword scars on the face could be a badge of honor or pride in some cultures, yet the same size scar in another context would be something someone else would want to hide or get rid of.

Dueling scars were badges of honor in Austria and Germany.

Zygotes collide from time to time and there is no real "immune system" yet and the cells are often included upon impact so things can be sort of strange. A twin's penis but nothing else would be fairly rare but definitely not unheard of.

Bearded ladies generally have tumors and can be treated.

Normally children can not be exhibited any more in this country.

The Pickles Family Circus was a successful California based one ring circus but never featured anything freakish. I think it finally went bankrupt a few years ago.

Quote: reno

A part of me is in awe. A part of me is aroused. But mostly I’m just jealous.

I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.

Quote: DRich

I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.

Good one. I feel your pain there, brother.

Quote: DRich

I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.

Phys ed would have made your reputation for you.

Now I'm not sure for good or ill, but certainly something.

Not sure how it is today. Maybe everyone has a private room to change.